During 300 feet deep excavations in Russia, Russian scientists found the remains of copper wires that were approximately 1000 years old. Based on this find, the Russians concluded that their ancestors had already been using a copper network a thousand years ago!
To keep face, American scientists started digging 600 feet into American soil and found remains of 2000 year-old glass fibre. They concluded that their ancestors had already been using an advanced digital fibre network 2000 years ago, 1000 years before the Russians…
A week later, Belgian scientists published the following report: “After digging 5000 feet into the Belgian ground, Belgian scientists found nothing at all.” The Belgians therefore concluded that the Ancient Belgians were already using a wireless network 5000 years ago.